Horror

Horror

Midsommar Film Review (2019)

So I just got back from seeing Ari Aster’s new film Midsommar… Midsommar tells the story of a young girl


Classic Film Review: Trash Humpers (2009)

So I just finished watching Harmony Korine’s Trash Humpers… Trash Humpers is a loose collection of clips chronicling the adventures


Schlock, Shock, and Taboo Review: Dead Girl (2009)

So I just finished watching a 2009 film entitled Dead Girl… Dead Girl tells the story of Ricky and JT,


Classic Film Review: Interview With the Vampire (1994)

So I just finished watching the 1994 film adaptation of Anne Rice’s Interview With the Vampire… Based on the novel


Black Swan Film Review (2010)

So I just finished watching Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan… Black Swan tells the story of Nina, a young ballerina who


The Dead Don’t Die Film Review (2019)

So I just got back from seeing Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die… The Dead Don’t Die focuses on the


Halloween Film Review (2018)

So I just finished watching Halloween 2018… This film, retconning every movie after the first one, and acting as a


Classic Film Review: Halloween 2 (1981)

So I just finished watching the sequel to the John Carpenter classic, Halloween 2… Halloween 2 picks up immediately after


Brightburn Film Review (2019)

So I just got back from seeing Brightburn… Brightburn tells the story of Brandon Breyer, the son of Tori and


The Green Inferno Film Review (2013)

So I just finished watching Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno… The Green Inferno tells the story of Justine, a college


Split Film Review (2016)

So I just finished watching M Night Shyamalan’s Split… Split tells the story of a man who suffers from Dissociative


Schlock, Shock, and Taboo Review: Wish Upon (2017)

So tonight, I decided to finally get it over with, poured myself a nice adult beverage, and watch what is


Classic Film Review: Funny Games U.S. (2007)

So I just finished watching Michael Hanake’s film Funny Games US… Funny Games tells the tale of George, Anna, and


Classic Film Review: The Descent (2006)

So I just finished watching the 2006 horror film The Descent… The Descent tells the story of a group of


Us Film Review (2019)

So I just got back from seeing the new Jordan Peele movie Us… Us tells the story of Adelaide Wilson


Classic Film Review: Ravenous (1999)

So I just finished watching the film Ravenous… Ravenous tells the story of John Boyd, a soldier who was promoted


It Film Review (2017)

So I just finished watching the 2017 adaptation of Stephen King’s It… It, based on the novel by Stephen King,


Climax Film Review (2018)

So I just got back from seeing the French film Climax… Climax tells the story of a dance troupe who


Cabin in the Woods Film Review (2011)

Today, I decided to rewatch The Cabin in the Woods… Cabin in the Woods tells the story of five college


Beyond the Black Rainbow Film Review (2010)

So I just finished watching the film Beyond the Black Rainbow… Beyond the Black Rainbow tells the story of Elena,


A Quiet Place Film Review (2018)

So I just finished watching A Quiet Place… A Quiet Place tells the story of a family trying to survive


Velvet Buzzsaw Film Review (2019)

So I just finished watching the film Velvet Buzzsaw… Velvet Buzzsaw tells the story of art critic Morf Vandewalt, and


My Top Ten Favourite Movies Pt. 3: Martyrs (#8)

I love Horror movies. Like other genres, it has its fair share of tripe and garbage, but the best horror


Suspiria Film Review (2018)

So I just finished watching the 2018 remake of Dario Argento’s Suspiria… Suspiria tells the story of Suzanne, a young


Black Mirror: Bandersnatch Film Review (2018)

So I just finished watching/playing Black Mirror: Bandersnatch… Bandersnatch tells the story of a young computer programmer named Stefan, who


Classic Film Review: John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978)

So, in honor of the spoopy holiday of Halloween nearing us, I watched, for the first time, John Carpenter’s classic